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"Revenge Beauty Cream" (for the Sisters of the Rock and Roll convent, especially ...)

Jul 6, '08 9:30 PM
for everyone

Hey, you've been looking extra fine the last few nights! Thanks for the story, this one's for you. Can I take a scoop from your jar?

REVENGE BEAUTY CREAM

She looked like a vision,

she looked like a dream

Was it something she wore?

It was REVENGE BEAUTY CREAM

Her eyes were circled

in a shimmer of jet

her lips turned up wicked

a smile you won't forget

You don't buy it in a shop

You don't buy it in a store

But it announces your entry

when you walk through the door

Indeed something was different

in her already kick ass air

It was REVENGE BEAUTY CREAM

don't take any shit and just

dare to wear!

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cultpoet wrote on Jul 6, edited on Jul 6

hmmm.... is that what we call ... OOOMPH! ...the mystical "rock on" vibe within?

yvaine28 wrote on Jul 6

*stands up and claps*

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 6

cultpoet said

hmmm.... is that what we call ... OOOMPH! ...the mystical "rock on" vibe within?

I guess it just comes from a person, while not being perfect or claiming to be perfect finding a genuinely happy place to be in--where the smile she wears on her face is completely real (reflecting her journey).

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badingangbato wrote on Jul 6

penge. i need.

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 6

badingangbato said

penge. i need.

Ha ha ha. Itanong mo kay RockGoddess, siya yung huling may hawak nun eh!

Walang masabi yung Olay! Olats!

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 6

yvaine28 said

*stands up and claps*

There's a story that goes with it--a long, epic one which is still being written and one which takes 5 minutes to tell. This was my version of applause. Hi Meann!

badingangbato wrote on Jul 6

nazgulqueen said

Ha ha ha. Itanong mo kay RockGoddess, siya yung huling may hawak nun eh!

wala bang free sample?

retromina wrote on Jul 6, edited on Jul 6

kailan ang launch ng product na to ? sino ang ng re-recruit ng talent .... sama ako !!! wack and woll !!!

bel lets trade ill give you my fuck me eyeliner for revenge beauty cream ? hahahah

isabetlog wrote on Jul 6

Pwede bumili wholesale?

badingangbato wrote on Jul 6

isabetlog said

Pwede bumili wholesale?

better yet, pwede magbenta? feeling ko yayaman ako. yun ang tunay na revenge. hahahahahahahaha! malabo ako, i know, i know.

isabetlog wrote on Jul 6

hindi, pwede talagang pagkakitaan to. Plug pa natin sa NU hahaha! Partner tayo, ha? ;-)

badingangbato wrote on Jul 6

isabetlog said

hindi, pwede talagang pagkakitaan to. Plug pa natin sa NU hahaha! Partner tayo, ha? ;-)

game. take that you varmint creeeters!

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 6

retromina said

kailan ang launch ng product na to ? sino ang ng re-recruit ng talent .... sama ako !!! wack and woll !!!

bel lets trade ill give you my fuck me eyeliner for revenge beauty cream ? hahahah

Aba, ang galeng ng Product Line Up nila:

1. Revenge Beauty Cream
2. Fuck Me Eyeliner

You know, I may actually have worn both not too long ago...kaya lang both sample size lang. Ha ha ha ha. Kapos!

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 6, edited on Jul 6

isabetlog said

Pwede bumili wholesale?

Tara manay, let's swim in it for a week!

BAKA MAGKAKA-BOOBS DIN TAYO!

(Walang masabi ang 7 benefits ni Olay!)

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 6

badingangbato said

game. take that you varmint creeeters!

Wala rin masabi si:

Mystica at kanyang Placenta Cream
Ellen's

Ha ha ha.

isabetlog wrote on Jul 6

Kuto Kill na rin!

baxteria wrote on Jul 7

great vibes. I am a convert!

badingangbato wrote on Jul 7

what about kilabot kilay pencil? it opens up your face like nothing can!

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

isabetlog said

Kuto Kill na rin!

Ay naku...sige na-update nanaman ang product list:

Beauty Products:
1. Revenge Beauty Cream
2. Fuck Me Eyeliner

Health and Household Products
1. Kuto Kill

Avon calling...

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

baxteria said

great vibes. I am a convert!

Wala pang mass production, may Bacolod dealer na. He he he.

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

badingangbato said

what about kilabot kilay pencil? it opens up your face like nothing can!

But Ene, do we call it--KIKI Pencil for short?

isabetlog wrote on Jul 7

Tag line suggestion - para sa mga KiKi ng ina nyo!

badingangbato wrote on Jul 7, edited on Jul 7

nazgulqueen said

But Ene, do we call it--KIKI Pencil for short?

good brand name for all products - KikiMo Revenge Beauty Cream, KiKiMo Kuto Kill, KikiMo Fuck Me Eye Pencil... and the list goes on.

Tag line? KikiMo, Ganda Ko! (halata bang galit ako?!)

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

badingangbato said

good brand name for all products - KikiMo Revenge Beauty Cream, KiKiMo Kuto Kill, KikiMo Fuck Me Eye Pencil... and the list goes on.

Tag line? KikiMo, Ganda Ko! (halata bang galit ako?!)

Ronnies ba gagawa ng jingle?

Kami-kami din sasayaw sa commercial!

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

isabetlog said

Tag line suggestion - para sa mga KiKi ng ina nyo!

Chorva, pati rin ng mga LOLA nyo!

badingangbato wrote on Jul 7

nazgulqueen said

Ronnies ba gagawa ng jingle?

Kami-kami din sasayaw sa commercial!

abayes op kors! gawin nating mala caronia ang commercial. ikabufini sisters endorse kikimo products!

ebeseyes wrote on Jul 7

ang babastos ninyo! :<)

anandabitch wrote on Jul 7

Hahaha! I like! When will these be available at Watson's or Mercury Drugstore? Pwede maki-sosyo? Taray Kilay eyeliner for that "Killer Kilay" look.
Sana hindi kasing mahal ng Creme de la Mer.

marlitharn wrote on Jul 7

I have to chant this in my mind each time i make an entrance. mwahaha

lagkat wrote on Jul 7

Another product suggestion + taglline:
GIVE YOU LIPstick. Because I've got a mouth on me.

At may headline studies na rin ako for the KiKi product line!

- KiKi. Bawal ang kaka!

- Kaka ka ba? KiKiMo!

- KiKi. Not for pussies.

(Can you tell I'm procrastinating from writing for work? I'm telling myself this is a good mental & creative exercise. ;-))

dizzychick76 wrote on Jul 7

love it. I saved the original text pa.
now may product expansion!

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

ebeseyes said

ang babastos ninyo! :<)

Bastos? Sino bastos? Wala namang kabastusan dito ah?

It's all in the mind of the beholder.

Health and Beauty products lang, ser.

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

anandabitch said

Hahaha! I like! When will these be available at Watson's or Mercury Drugstore? Pwede maki-sosyo? Taray Kilay eyeliner for that "Killer Kilay" look.
Sana hindi kasing mahal ng Creme de la Mer.

Pwede kang makisosyo. Except instead of Watson's or Mercury Drug, you might have to look at these following places:

1. Club Dredd, Gweilos Eastwood
2. Oar House, Malate
3. Big Sky Mind
4. Route 196
5. 77
6. Saguijo
7. Penguin
8. Handlebar
9. Japok's

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

marlitharn said

I have to chant this in my mind each time i make an entrance. mwahaha

Chant it, learn it, live it?

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

O ayan, gawa na tayo ng Catalog!

With 70's style posing and non-sequitur bikinis and outfits.

cultpoet wrote on Jul 7

I had an officemate in a previous call center nicknamed Kiki, her boss advised her to change it, but Americans wouldn't find it bastos would they?.. they thought she was japanese.hehe isn't the little twin stars.. lala & kiki?

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

cultpoet said

Yeah I had a classmate at NYFA named Kiki (her real name was Karen).

At least its not Lu-lu and Kiki...

lagkat wrote on Jul 7

Kiki is actually a preppy nickname in the US, often short for Katherine.

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7

lagkat said

Kiki is actually a preppy nickname in the US, often short for Katherine.

And "Titi" is a nickname apparently for Gilbert! (I read this when I when reading about a history of famous duels and duellists in New Orleans)

cultpoet wrote on Jul 7

This is so Jay Leno's Headlines, a couple named Gilbert & Katherine, or the Titi & Kiki wedding! haha

nazgulqueen wrote on Jul 7