NazgulQueen's Corner of Mordor

First you had 007 aka Daniel Craig stripping down and getting wet all over Casino Royale (the chase scene at the airport, the tight trunks scene, the torture scene, the tuxedo in the shower scene, the jumping in the flood scene).

Then the Spartans fought their wars in red Speedos. Their rippling ripping muscles glistening with dirt and art directed sweat scene after scene after scene. We even had a lingering shot of King Leonidas' butt. In the comic of course some Spartans were indeed naked.

Eastern Promises with Viggo Mortensen was released in the US and there supposedly is a four minute fight scene involving Viggo's character au naturel in a Turkish bath house. Can't expect a towel to hang on with all that hustling ey?

And finally we have Beowulf. Beowulf fights Grendel in a state of dishabille as well. It's acrazy fight with a lot of tumbling, flying, jumping, scooting, zooming save that for some reason, a beam, a bottle, a helmet, a body, a piece of furniture just covers the goods.

Will the trend continue in 2008?

Hell, some of us hope so!


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lagkat wrote on Nov 20, '07
Two possible soundtracks for these scenes come to mind:

1. "Everybody was Bomba Fighting, those kids were fast as lightning.
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they did it with expert timing!"

2. Vince and Hank rapping their infamous hit, "Who's Bomba?" ;-D
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 20, '07
Ha ha ha. I do sing that Kung Fu fighting song to with the words Bomba Fighting!

I mean with all that CG and fancy stunts and all that, someone just has to up the ante with fight scenes.

Let's go Hollywood.
themaeyoung wrote on Nov 20, '07
Haven't seen Beowulf but your description of those strategically located props reminded me of that scene in Austin Powers with Liz Hurley in the same room as Mike Myers. He was behind her supposedly naked and all these things were keeping the viewers form seeing the family jewels. hahahahaaaahaaaaa!
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 20, '07
He was behind her supposedly naked and all these things were keeping the viewers form seeing the family jewels.
Ha maybe they got the same "strategist" to plan out the Beowulf fight scene?

In a few years, baka wala na yung mga takip takip na yan in the bomba fighting scenes.

Up the ante!

cowbizzle wrote on Nov 20, '07
aspiring Spartan here ;)
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 20, '07
Awooo!

cowbizzle wrote on Nov 20, '07
hahaha! Awoo!
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 20, '07
Xerxes: Consider the fate of your women.
Spartan King Leonidas: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here judging by what I've seen.

I love it.

Aspiring Spartan Woman here too! Awoo!

Bloodlust flows through my veins, watch out. Well, bloodlust and dark chocolate...

ubergrlie wrote on Nov 21, '07
Bomba is the new Black!

Love this entry, K! *silly grin over bakbakan-in-the-buff*

olybear wrote on Nov 21, '07
Bomba fighting inspires creativity... and keeps people's eyes open...
ebeseyes wrote on Nov 21, '07
bomba fighting comes second only to bomba loving. lust, caution anytime! :<)
lagkat wrote on Nov 21, '07
I have to agree with EB on this. Bomba or not, let's make love, not war! ;-D
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 21, '07
Bomba is the new Black!

Love this entry, K! *silly grin over bakbakan-in-the-buff*

Bomba fighting, bomba swimming, bomba dancing, bomba jello wrestling, bomba cooking...
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 21, '07
olybear said
Bomba fighting inspires creativity... and keeps people's eyes open...
Keeps people's eyes open but um, you'll have to explain the creativity part :-)
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 21, '07
bomba fighting comes second only to bomba loving. lust, caution anytime! :<)
Missed that one!
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 21, '07
Let's wear leaves :-)
olybear wrote on Nov 21, '07
Keeps people's eyes open but um, you'll have to explain the creativity part :-)
Oh, I meant on the filmmaker's or cinematographer's part. Creative use of lighting, shadows, objects. Provocative angles. :D

Beowulf vs. Grendel is so Ancient Greece no? Which is cool, by the way.



nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 21, '07
olybear said
Oh, I meant on the filmmaker's or cinematographer's part. Creative use of lighting, shadows, objects. Provocative angles. :D

Beowulf vs. Grendel is so Ancient Greece no? Which is cool, by the way.



Ah yes, giving birth to new job categories in the film industry:
Bomba Fighting Choreographer
Bomba Fighting Cinematographer
Bomba Fighting Animator
defiantcapt wrote on Nov 22, '07
On the female side of Bomba fighting,the chick fight between Nefetiri and Anuksanamun played by Rachel Ward and Patricia Velasquez respectively in The Mummy Returns was hot although they were only clad in gold bikinis...Watch out for the split and block move!
blackpearlphils wrote on Nov 22, '07
Jon, let's not forget Druna. Though she's not a movie yet.
ebeseyes wrote on Nov 22, '07
aaah, druuna........bomba lover yan more than fighter. :<)
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 22, '07
aaah, druuna........bomba lover yan more than fighter. :<)
Favorite nyo yan ni Asha ano?

Bakit wala kayang Druna the movie? Nakapagtataka.

Kaya lang ayo magtaka masyado.

Ika nga ng Da Wuds, "tanga lang ang nagtataka."
ebeseyes wrote on Nov 22, '07
maybe because the is no actress alive who is built like her. and bombaloves like her. by the way, her name has 2 u's. :<)
ebeseyes wrote on Nov 22, '07
serena williams has the body. maybe if they can put jessica alba's face, we'll have a perfect druuna actress. :<)
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 23, '07
I stand corrected on the Druuna spelling.

See, now I feel like reading Druuna. Wonder if I can borrow any from Asha. What is the state of Heavy Metal comics now?
isharaine wrote on Nov 26, '07
Naked men. Sigh.
nazgulqueen wrote on Nov 27, '07
Naked men. Sigh.
And shamelessly so.

Then again, would be an absolute pity to hide those Spartan bodies.
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